my brain feels bashed in
One of the best mishearings in a while happened during my last Statistics class. The lecturer was going through chi-square material for the final exam.
Lecturer: Hmm, yeah, okay, you'll need to know Cramer's Phi.
Me: (awakes from spacing out) Huh?
.....
Me: (to James) What's the Famous Five?
James: Huh? What's Famous Five?
Me: She said we needed to remember the Famous Five.
James: (flips textbook confusedly) But there isn't anything called the Famous Five...
Joyce: (enters conversation) Why do you two look so confused?
Me: What's the Famous Five?
Joyce: Huh?
.......
Joyce: ...do you mean 'Cramer's Phi'?
Me: ....OH!!!!11!!
James: Huh? Cramer's pie?
Joyce: OMG you two. One Famous Five, one Cramer's pie. What, you think this is Enid Blyton? Something to eat? OMG. OMGGGGG.
And here I thought statisticians were being cool by naming their mathematical steps after 'Famous Five'...associating themselves with a famous theme to capture attention or help people remember...you know, like newspaper headlines being Oh Fredo. You break my heart. Evidently not, though. :|
Hi everybody. Good luck to all the ill-lucked people having finals along with me ;___;
.....I have a massive urge to write epic KyuHyuk. 10,000 words. Or something. It's been so long since I've written something above 10k a;sldkj;aslkj /fingers getting itchy
I also expect that I will be the only reader of my 10k KyuHyuk ;__;
Lecturer: Hmm, yeah, okay, you'll need to know Cramer's Phi.
Me: (awakes from spacing out) Huh?
.....
Me: (to James) What's the Famous Five?
James: Huh? What's Famous Five?
Me: She said we needed to remember the Famous Five.
James: (flips textbook confusedly) But there isn't anything called the Famous Five...
Joyce: (enters conversation) Why do you two look so confused?
Me: What's the Famous Five?
Joyce: Huh?
.......
Joyce: ...do you mean 'Cramer's Phi'?
Me: ....OH!!!!11!!
James: Huh? Cramer's pie?
Joyce: OMG you two. One Famous Five, one Cramer's pie. What, you think this is Enid Blyton? Something to eat? OMG. OMGGGGG.
And here I thought statisticians were being cool by naming their mathematical steps after 'Famous Five'...associating themselves with a famous theme to capture attention or help people remember...you know, like newspaper headlines being Oh Fredo. You break my heart. Evidently not, though. :|
Hi everybody. Good luck to all the ill-lucked people having finals along with me ;___;
.....I have a massive urge to write epic KyuHyuk. 10,000 words. Or something. It's been so long since I've written something above 10k a;sldkj;aslkj /fingers getting itchy
I also expect that I will be the only reader of my 10k KyuHyuk ;__;
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And lol at mishearings \o/
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I'LL READ YOUR KYUHYUK.
why is it you always want to write long fics of the most-hated pairings...lol
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See, this is why I will never be popular. I can never write the cool pairings, apparently XD
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...yeaaaaaah we should except I'll be running around like a mad chicken /o\
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she's just born to be a bnf. it's inevitable.
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...If I posted those fics now under K-pop, I would get hated on to the next life, no kidding. XD
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YOU CAN DENY IT NO LONGER, GEM. STOP HIDING. COME OUT AND EMBRACE YOUR TRUE IDENTITY. you could be the next Xiaxue 8D
it's very interesting cause i've been having a discussion about fic with my RL friend (who neither reads nor writes fic) on my LJ, she thinks badfic necessarily begets flames... but we all know that is absolutely not the case.
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That is very true. It's the good writers who get hated on all the time, and by that I am baffled.
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I expect that you are very wrong.
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On the contrary, I am very right :|