being over-loved is so tough

[catskilt]

Had dinner and ice cream by the river with ununoriginal and trivialaffair tonight, and I think the highlight was:

triv: Yeah, so, tell me. What happened? I don't know.
Me: Right. My friend....has a mother.
triv/unun: ...........................OH OF COURSE. SHE WOULD. Your friend has a MOTHER. BAHAHAHAHA.
Me: I didn't realise it sounded so stupid until I said it! 
triv: That's why it was so funny. Best opening line ever.
Me: Yes. Yes. So my friend has a mother. And her mother has...a birthday.
triv/unun: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am a born storyteller, obviously :D Accolades, please.

I know I've been flailing about Suju a lot, so I shall take a break from it this post and flail over Shige again, because this Wagahai entry rules lives. Shige and his problems with being over-loved. Kato-sama, I do so heartily sympathise. And on that note, Massu is adorable and should complain more so Wagahai gets to record it down for our general amusement.

Also, ngl...this piece of writing about Ryo's Chonmage Purin cracked me up so hard because I mean. A TIME-TRAVELLING SAMURAI TURNED PASTRY CHEF. Pastry chef! Of all things! Because, ofc, he had to time travel to fulfill his true destiny. Pastry chefs didn't exist in the times of samurai. That makes sense, totally. Oh god. /laughs forever

Comments

[htenywg.livejournal.com]

oh my god. chonmage purin might just totally destroy my love for ryo. T___T

also, somebody needs to write shige/kei/massu now xDDD

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

I am almost tempted to watch it just for kicks. To see how a samurai becomes a pastry chef. HAHAHA NOT OVER IT YET.

Somebody, yes. The Chronicle of the Distressing Loves.

[htenywg.livejournal.com]

where the three of them sit around and agonise about texting each other without texting the other.

:D

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

*ninjas!* rofl~ i 2nd this! the story summary can be like 'will he text? or won't he? who is the one who receives THE sms in the end?' XDD

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR REAL.

'Will Shige have the courage to text? Who will he text? Who will receive the text? Who will Shige chooose?'

[htenywg.livejournal.com]

"Coming up next week~ Will Massu find out that Shige texted Kei? What will Kei say when Shige stops texting him back?!"

good lord 8D someone should experiment writing fic solely with the teasers for the next 'episode'.

[tacchon.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness. Massu is so adorable to be sad like that. Gahh, is there a fic for this??

... That movie sounds terrible. Time-traveling samurai turned pastry chef. Right. I don't think I could watch that, even for Ryo. Where did they come up with things like this?

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. Wouldn't be surprised if there was, though XD

It's Japan, they come up with weirdass things all the time? LOL IF I had a lot of time to kill I would probably watch it, just for the lulz. (But knowing me, I'd probably never get around to doing it)

[ky-rin.livejournal.com]

...shige's wagahai entry...

*rolls on the floor laughing* oh god, massu, you poor girlfriend XDDD

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

Such are the dilemmas in life XD

[ky-rin.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THE WAY YOU TELL STORIES

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

I LIKE YOUR APPRECIATION OF ME ♥

[fairy-illusions.livejournal.com]

Haha I cannot imagine how the rest of your tale turned out to be, Gem~ hehe
Perhaps your next fic should begin in the same manner, ne? XD


And yes, that Wagahai entry was pretty epic. I think Massu got the hint that he needs to pick up the pace or he'll lose Shige to Koyama (or to everyone in general?)


And I STILL stand by the fact that Ryo's movie is ridiculous and I feel bad for him for having his debut film to be about a time-traveling samurai who ends up making pastries...I think it's Ryo's presence and the sheer absurdity of this film that gives me incentive to watch. Anything else (or anyone else in Ryo's role) and I would just forget about it :P

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

I think my opening line would grab attention.

Aww. Massu should totally be with Shige because Tegoshi is cheating on him with mysterious blond girls. I support Massu in his courting of Shige :')

I feel like watching it just to see what motivates him to be a pastry chef. And how he copes with it when he goes back to being a samurai and, gasp, no pastries to be a chef of! Oh, tragedy.

[fairy-illusions.livejournal.com]

Hahah I am in full support of Shigemass love. They look like an unlikely pair of friends, but they actually are! :DDD

I think he tasted pudding...
Like that's what it showed in the trailer.
Ryo is dazzled by this phenomenon known as PUDDING and the next scene was him learning to bake...
Maybe Ryo will introduce the idea of delicious cakes to his fellow samurai and make them? Or not cakes...I should say he makes PUDDING for his fellow samurai!!!

[sanjihan.livejournal.com]

... I love you. You're so awkward and adorable. <3

SHIGEEEE. I loved that entry so much. And Massu. :D And the over-love. XD

Also, I have been trying my best to just completely not process that Ryo is in this STUPID ASS film. I mean really. Yamapi is an okay actor, but not the best and he gets TWO movies, (well Kurosagi is bad but Ashita no Joe might be okay?) and I fail to see the fairness in Ryo getting THIS. Urgh.

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

I am not awkward. I am eloquent and fascinating, okay.

Perhaps Yamapi already paid his dues with the horrorfest that was Kurosagi? And now Ryo will have to step up to the fore and take his Bad Movie with courage! :D

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

ROFL~~~~ shige omg he ROCKS. it's like real-life badfic, jus tat it's. REAL. adsfvadfa;lkjn kj

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

*distracted by your icon* I'm going to guess that you don't have any JE icons left, which is why you're using HyukMin in place of Shige / Massu / Koyama?

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

rofl~ i'm distracted by my icon too :P actually i still do, i have one, but it's ryoshige and i din't feel it was quite tat approp lolz.

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

I have token Shige and Yamapi icons that I use for any JE stuff. See, I'm smarter than you, I abandoned OTPs XD

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

but but but. this is my FAVOURITEST je icon. it has sentimental value. i can't abandon it *sadface*

[myxstorie.livejournal.com]

LOL i want you to tell me a bedtime story. We would be up all night.

WAGAHAIIII ♥ I do love his Wagahai entries; I wish he posted them more often, but then maybe they wouldn't be as special?

SERIOUSLY RYO'S MOVIE. IDEK. IT'S HYSTERICAL.

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

Come to Singapore and I'll tell you lots :D They'll all have wonderful opening lines and you will be transfixed.

Doesn't he update Wagahai frequently (when Wagahai is around)? Definitely one of the most entertaining and creative jwebs, if not the most, though ♥ I could spend all day reading it. ....what am I saying, I have done that.

I'm still chuckling over PUDDING.