I think my opening line would grab attention.

Aww. Massu should totally be with Shige because Tegoshi is cheating on him with mysterious blond girls. I support Massu in his courting of Shige :')

I feel like watching it just to see what motivates him to be a pastry chef. And how he copes with it when he goes back to being a samurai and, gasp, no pastries to be a chef of! Oh, tragedy.